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Category: Wingnuts
Michelle “Internment Spa Lady” Malkin is having a hissy fit because Google didn’t do a cute little graphic for Easter. Of course, the reason for that is that Google is run by a bunch of terrorist-loving, America-hating secular humanist liberals who have hired illegal gay Guatemalan nannies to destroy our way of life and force our children to speak Spanish instead of English. Needless to say, there is no boo-hoo-hooing from Michelle over the failure of Google to commemorate Passover, Ramadan, Lord Krishna’s Birthday, Diwala or Barangay Day.
On another point, has anyone else noticed that the picture of Michelle on her site has, uh, morphed into something that looks more like a character from Final Fantasy VI and less like an actual human being? Further proof, I suppose, that Michelle’s primary demographic consists of basement-bound 19-year-old male Freepers.