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Daddy Dearest
Posted by Clif on 04/3/07 at 12:35 am
Category: Loathsome Republicans
Stop the presses! Tagg Romney thinks you should vote for his daddy!! And he’s over at Clown Hall explaining why you should vote for his daddy.
Apparently it has something to do with some strange and cruel punishment that Mitt visited on Tagg when he was a kid:
I went fishing in an old row boat in Buzzard’s Bay on Cape Cod. I threw the anchor overboard and dropped my fishing line. After catching a few fish, I realized I hadn’t tied the anchor to the front of the boat.
I returned to the house with my fish and sheepishly informed my Dad, who had company from work at the house, that I had lost the anchor. He told me to go back out and find it. I told him something along the lines of, “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard – I can’t find an anchor on the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.”
He excused himself from his friends, got dressed in his bathing suit, grabbed a snorkel mask, and took me down to the beach with him. For 45 minutes we rowed back and forth, putting our faces into the water to see if we could find the anchor. Amazingly, we did.
Okay, we’re talking a $20 row boat anchor here, not Daddy’s Porsche, which got lost in the bay.
Even so, weird Mitt has a snit, walks out on his guests and immediately drags his kid back to the bay, apparently believing that the anchor was going somewhere. Then he shoves the kids face in the water while they row back and forth looking for the anchor. My guess is that all the while he’s saying:
No…
wirelost …hangersanchors. What’swire hangerslost anchors doing in thisclosetwater when I told you: nowire hangerslost anchors EVER? I work and work ’till I’m half-dead, and I hear people saying, “She’sHe’s getting old.” And what do I get? Adaughterson … who cares as much about the beautifuldressesanchors I giveherhim … asshehe cares about me
I’m sorry, but little Tagg’s story is just creepy.
Another thing: am I the only one who doesn’t believe that they found the anchor?
