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If Only It Were True!

Posted by Clif on 05/18/08 at 12:47 pm
Category: Gay Issues

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Janet Larue, who’s apparently some kind of lawyer over at Concerned Women with Funny Eyebrows For America, had her head explode last week when she read that the California Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage. But we are all beneficiaries of her severe neurological event because it caused her to come up with the best headline on gay marriage. Ever.

California Supremes Order Homosexual ‘Marriage’ – Will Citizens Submit?

Oh God, please tell me that’s true. Please tell me that I can go to court to force Brad Pitt to marry me. Or, better yet, to force Janet to marry Rosie O’Donnell.