"Dispatches From Jesusland" (12/07/2004)
T
he comically misnamed "Citizens For Equality" are opposing a Louisville, Kentucky ordinance that would forbid discrimination against gays. They ran an
ad claiming that the proposed law would allow male Girl Scout leaders to sleep in the same room with their Girl Scout troops. Yeah, but only if the Scout leader is gay, so what's the big whoop?
Judge James Etheridge, a North Carolina Republican endorsed by Sen. Liddy Dole, was elected to his judicial post in November after campaigning as an opponent of gay marriage, a supporter of pistol-toting, and a fundamentalist Christian who would consult God when making his decisions from the bench. God recently advised Judge Etheridge, while practicing law, to sign over to himself the home of one of his elderly clients who was suffering from Alzheimer's and therefore really didn't mind giving all her stuff to Etheridge.
Judson Cox, wingnut North Carolina web columnist, has discovered another problem in winning the war on terror: Arabs look too much like Mexicans and can, therefore, pretend to be farm workers in North Carolina so that they can poop on our food.
