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anny shoves her nose into the camera lens. This morning she saw some lethargic fattened squirrels and she wants to go out for another shot at them.

In response to his plummeting poll numbers, Bush will probably
	Raise the color-coded terror threat level
	Announce that the FBI has foiled another terrorist plot
	Fire Karl Rove
	Have another shot of Jack Daniels and forget about it